{"id":22270,"date":"2022-12-15T17:56:48","date_gmt":"2022-12-16T00:56:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/?p=22270"},"modified":"2022-12-15T18:00:41","modified_gmt":"2022-12-16T01:00:41","slug":"golanii-jandarmii-si-dama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/golanii-jandarmii-si-dama\/","title":{"rendered":"<strong>GOLANII, JANDARMII \u0218I DAMA<\/strong>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>(secven\u021b\u0103 dintr-un roman nen\u0103scut)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tiberiu Zal\u0103&nbsp; avusese o zi proast\u0103. Se trezise ca de obicei la cinci diminea\u021ba pentru a ajunge la munc\u0103 netulburat, desc\u0103rc\u0103 cu motostivuitorul marfa din tirurile ajunse de cu noapte \u00een firm\u0103, dar c\u00e2nd finaliz\u0103 treaba de baz\u0103 primi vestea-bomb\u0103:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>E\u0219ti liber, nu mai avem nevoie de serviciile tale! i-a zis \u0219eful de tur\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum? Nu \u00een\u021beleg?!&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Po\u021bi s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i p\u00e2n\u0103 la sf\u00e2r\u0219itul programului, s\u0103 pleci cu ma\u0219ina firmei ori, dac\u0103 vrei,&nbsp; te cari acum, oricum te pontez pentru ziua asta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218efu\u2019, da\u2019 am muncit zdrav\u0103n pentru compania asta, v-am adus at\u00e2ta profit\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ai fost pl\u0103tit, Tiberiu, n-ai muncit de poman\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bun\u0103 plat\u0103, taic\u0103, cu salariul minim pe economie\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u021ai-a convenit, de-asta ai r\u0103mas, b\u0103iete!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tiberiu sim\u021bi un val fierbinte cum urc\u0103 din piept c\u0103tre t\u00e2mple. O pensul\u0103 nev\u0103zut\u0103 \u00eei color\u0103 ro\u0219u ochii. \u00cel \u021bintui pe \u0219ef o clip\u0103, ca atunci c\u00e2nd opre\u0219ti timpul ca s\u0103-\u021bi ias\u0103 poza mai limpede \u00een camera foto, apoi se \u00eendrept\u0103 spre vestiar nefiresc de calm. \u00ce\u0219i str\u00e2nse cele c\u00e2teva fleacuri, care r\u00e2njeau sordid \u00eentr-un col\u021b \u0219i plec\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103. Ceasul indica ora 13, s\u0103 a\u0219tepte p\u00e2n\u0103 la 19 era un sacrificiu mai mare dec\u00e2t cei cincizeci de lei pe care-i d\u0103dea pentru taxi. Plus umilin\u021ba.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Asta e! \u0219i-a zis c\u00e2nd a urcat \u00een taxi.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pe Lipovei, a murmurat mecanic, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-l priveasc\u0103 pe taximetrist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 ce-a cobor\u00e2t din ma\u0219in\u0103 a poposit pe o banc\u0103 dintr-un loc de joac\u0103 pentru copii. \u0218i-a aprins o \u021bigar\u0103 \u0219i privea \u00een gol cerul. La c\u00e2\u021biva pa\u0219i, trei b\u0103ie\u021bei f\u0103ceau trenule\u021b pe tobogan. O bunicu\u021b\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i \u00eendemna nepoata s\u0103-i imite pe copii. Abia urca sc\u0103rile, s\u0103 fi avut poate doi ani\u0219ori. \u0218trengarii o ocoleau cu grij\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-i dea vreo aten\u021bie. Feti\u021ba se l\u0103s\u0103 pe spate c\u00e2nd ajunse sus, iar mi\u0219carea circular\u0103 poten\u021bat\u0103 de gravita\u021bie o scoase iute de pe burlanul \u0219erpuit. Tiberiu v\u0103zu ca prin vis rostogolirea p\u0103pu\u0219ii, dar era at\u00e2t de absorbit de problemele lui \u00eenc\u00e2t nu putu reac\u021biona. Se trezi c\u00e2nd \u021bipetele micu\u021bei inundar\u0103 spa\u021biul. O ridic\u0103 \u00eencet, cu grij\u0103 \u0219i-o l\u0103s\u0103 u\u0219or s\u0103 alunece \u00een bra\u021bele bunicu\u021bei.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00cemi&nbsp; pare r\u0103u! zise el, de parc\u0103 ar fi avut vreo vin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bunicu\u021ba se dep\u0103rt\u0103 \u00een grab\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103. Tiberiu urm\u0103rea pa\u0219ii b\u0103tr\u00e2nei, g\u00e2ndindu-se c\u0103, dac-ar fi fost ancorat \u00een ,,imediat\u201d, ar fi putut interveni. \u00cei p\u0103ru r\u0103u, \u00eens\u0103 \u0219tia c\u0103 lec\u021bia primit\u0103 de copil\u0103 ar putea s\u0103-i prind\u0103 bine mai t\u00e2rziu. Trase ad\u00e2nc din \u021bigar\u0103. Presiunea pierderii locului de munc\u0103 revenise cu for\u021be noi, c\u00e2nd o m\u00e2n\u0103 de fier \u00eel \u00een\u0219f\u0103c\u0103 de g\u00e2t ridic\u00e2ndu-l brutal. Privi stupefiat, f\u0103r\u0103 glas \u00een direc\u021bia croit\u0103 de menghin\u0103. Cinci jandarmi \u00eel priveau ca pe-o c\u00e2rp\u0103, pe care inten\u021bionau s-o culeag\u0103 pentru containerul din pia\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce e, ce s-a-nt\u00e2mplat?! \u00eentreb\u0103 Tiberiu r\u0103gu\u0219it, dup\u0103 clipa de buim\u0103ceal\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Vii cu noi, \u0219tii tu pentru ce!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chiar nu \u0219tiu! url\u0103 el \u0219i d\u0103du s\u0103 se elibereze, \u00eens\u0103 menghina \u00eei fr\u00e2ngea g\u00e2tul nemilos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tiberiu era foarte robust pentru greutatea lui, dar cele 70 de kilograme p\u0103reau o pan\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2na zdrahonului de doi metri \u0219i un chintal de mu\u0219chi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u021ai s-a-nfundat, iste\u021bule, de data asta nu scapi! \u00eel inform\u0103 suveran un gardian negricios, cu o cicatrice rozie \u00een st\u00e2nga b\u0103rbiei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tiberiu \u00eencerc\u0103 s\u0103 z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103, g\u00e2ndindu-se c\u0103 tocmai a plonjat \u00een ,,Procesul\u201d lui Kafka, dar menghina \u00eei transform\u0103 sur\u00e2sul \u00eentr-un rictus t\u00e2mp. Ar fi vrut s\u0103 fug\u0103, g\u00e2tul s\u0103u avea nevoie doar de o clip\u0103 de libertate, \u00eens\u0103 cle\u0219tele nu sl\u0103bea defel filetul. Se g\u00e2ndea c\u0103-i vreo poli\u021b\u0103 cobor\u00e2t\u0103 din nop\u021bile de pandemie, c\u00e2nd lovise scurt doi gardieni \u0219i sc\u0103p\u0103 de patrula de noapte dup\u0103 o curs\u0103 dement\u0103. ,,Dar pandemia era istorie, chiar o fi vreo vendet\u0103?\u201d se \u00eentreba turmentat, dar g\u00e2ndul era jugulat de cle\u0219tele care-i confiscase g\u00e2tul.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cencetase s\u0103 se mai \u00eempotriveasc\u0103. Z\u0103bala \u00eel \u00eempiedica s\u0103-\u0219i duc\u0103 g\u00e2ndurile \u00eentr-o albie logic\u0103. Furie nu sim\u021bea, dar nici team\u0103. Voin\u021ba era amputat\u0103. Doar durerea era vie \u0219i-i captura \u00eentreaga fiin\u021b\u0103. \u00cen menghina oarb\u0103 era cristalizat\u0103 cinic toat\u0103 via\u021ba lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajunser\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 un bloc \u00eenalt, sidefiu, cu fa\u021ba de topor bun de despicat bu\u0219teni proasp\u0103t dobor\u00e2\u021bi. Ni\u0219te adolescen\u021bi se ridicar\u0103 de pe banc\u0103 c\u00e2nd z\u0103rir\u0103 captura jandarmilor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0102sta-i? \u00eentreb\u0103 un individ ro\u0219covan, stropit cu pistrui l\u0103b\u0103r\u021ba\u021bi pe obrajii stacojii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, nu-i \u0103sta, era tot chel, da\u2019 era mai f\u0103cut, spuse un b\u0103iat cu nas ro\u0219u, borc\u0103nat \u0219i buza superioar\u0103 spart\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Menghina pieri pe dat\u0103. Tiberiu prinse puteri:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 B\u0103, nes\u0103n\u0103to\u0219ilor, voi lua\u021bi oameni de pe strad\u0103 \u0219i-i acuza\u021bi de te miri ce, ca ni\u0219te zevzeci?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Las\u0103 pliscul moale c\u0103 \u021bi-l d\u0103m cu bulion! \u00eel pov\u0103\u021bui p\u0103rinte\u0219te individul cu menghinele la vedere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 O s\u0103 v\u0103 fac reclama\u021bie la sec\u021bie! arunc\u0103 Tiberiu o s\u0103geat\u0103 scurt\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 N-ai dec\u00e2t, asta-i procedura \u00een astfel de cazuri, sau ai uitat c\u00e2nd umblai noaptea dup\u0103 iepuri?! concluzion\u0103 interogativ ro\u0219covanul, vizibil nemul\u021bumit.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A, asta era \u2013 pandemia! Nu, nu uitase\u2026 \u00ee\u0219i aminti de ro\u0219covan cum g\u00e2f\u00e2ia ca un g\u00e2nsac \u00een urma lui, \u0219i-l aminti \u0219i pe zbanghiul cu menghine, pe care l-a culcat pe asfalt cu un upercut, simul\u00e2nd c\u0103 s-ar ghemui supus. Da, logica deslu\u0219ea traverse noi \u00een r\u0103zboiul de \u021besut al zilei.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Salut, b\u0103ie\u021bi! ridic\u0103 z\u00e2mbind m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103cu st\u00e2nga-mprejur luminat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Avea o stare bun\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0219i \u00eent\u00e2lni camaradul, Astalo\u0219 Curu\u021biu, un rom\u00e2n cu destule r\u0103m\u0103\u0219i\u021be maghiare \u00een s\u00e2nge. Curu\u021biu \u00ee\u0219i detesta numele, \u00eens\u0103 mama sa, Bika, pe jum\u0103tate unguroaic\u0103, a \u021binut nu doar s\u0103-\u0219i p\u0103streze numele de familie, dar, simbolic, \u0219i-a revendicat prin fiul s\u0103u mo\u0219tenirea curu\u021bilor (kurucok) \u2013 lupt\u0103tori maghiari, care la sf\u00e2r\u0219itul secolului XVII \u0219i \u00eenceputul secolului XVIII au dus o lupt\u0103 \u00eenver\u0219unat\u0103 \u00eempotriva habsburgilor. O admira enorm pe maic\u0103-sa pentru tenacitatea de bivol, parc\u0103 predestinat\u0103 de semnifica\u021bia numelui, Bika \u00eensemn\u00e2nd taur \u00een maghiar\u0103. De\u0219i era mai mult dec\u00e2t \u00eenc\u00e2ntat, simula c\u0103 se amuz\u0103 cu istoricul familiei. Totu\u0219i, din motive de igien\u0103 prefera s\u0103 se prezinte sub un pseudonim, tot maghiar \u2013 Ciolo\u0219. Nu fusese ales \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor, cresc\u00e2nd pe ramura ugric\u0103 a limbii era alintat, uneori, \u00een copil\u0103rie cu numele Ciolo\u0219, o iubire pasager\u0103 a Bik\u0103i, pe care femeia o z\u0103vor\u00e2se ho\u021be\u0219te \u00een str\u0103funduri \u0219i pe care o vedea responsabil\u0103 pentru bo\u021bul de carne ivit nou\u0103 luni mai t\u00e2rziu. Mamei i se p\u0103rea c\u0103-i o ironie faptul c\u0103 Ciolo\u0219 purta \u00een tolba r\u0103d\u0103cinilor zestrea de ho\u021b, ademenitor, \u00een\u0219el\u0103tor, \u00eens\u0103 argumentele din noaptea de foc clandestin \u0219i via\u021ba \u0219tears\u0103 al\u0103turi de un so\u021b be\u021biv erau suficient de penetrante pentru a suprima vreun regret. Pe b\u0103iat nimeni nu-l \u0219tia de Curu\u021biu, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i profesorii \u00eei ignorau prenumele, iar Ciolo\u0219 se pliase fidel pe arhitectura numelui, cochet\u00e2nd de timpuriu cu \u00eenc\u0103lcarea legii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Salut, Cio\u2019! Ce faci, golane? \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 Tiberiu, c\u00e2nd \u00eel v\u0103zu pe o banc\u0103 \u00een parc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Salu\u2019, golane, beau o bere! Liber! Ia \u0219i tu una!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Liber la ce, golane? \u00eentreb\u0103 nou venitul desf\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u0219i doza de bere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 M\u00e2ine m\u0103 salt\u0103 b\u0103ie\u021bii, \u0219tii, povestea aia cu \u0219ofatul b\u0103ut la volan, c\u00e2nd m-au prins gaborii acu\u2019 doi ani. A venit scaden\u021ba, m-a anun\u021bat avocatul c\u0103 judec\u0103toria a trimis poli\u021biei mandat s\u0103 m\u0103 ridice, golane!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tiberiu nu \u0219tia cum s\u0103 reac\u021bioneze. Cuno\u0219tea spe\u021ba, dar nu identifica niciun element de \u00eencurajare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hai, b\u0103, golane, c\u0103 ,,n-o fi dracu\u2019 a\u0219a de negru\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cel\u0103lalt z\u00e2mbi stins. Se l\u0103s\u0103 o t\u0103cere grea. Ciolo\u0219 scoase din saco\u0219\u0103 o doz\u0103 nou\u0103 de bere \u0219i-o d\u0103du pe g\u00e2t f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ciocneasc\u0103. Tiberiu b\u0103u \u00eencet berea care-i fusese oferit\u0103, de parc\u0103 ar fi fost martor la un priveghi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 B\u0103, golane, nici bani n-am, iar muierea asta a mea n-are nici pentru ea. \u0218i mai duce-n spate \u0219i plodul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ciolo\u0219 statea cu Irina de vreo \u0219apte ani, f\u0103r\u0103 cununie, dar se p\u0103rea c\u0103 se \u00een\u021belegeau bini\u0219or. Nu agoniseau mare lucru, femeia era v\u00e2nz\u0103toare la un magazin de cartier \u2013 salariu minim pe economie \u2013 , el era salahor la diverse firme din ora\u0219, c\u00e2\u0219tiga fluctuant, uneori destul de bine, dar modest \u00een general. Erau cam str\u00e2mtora\u021bi financiar, mai ales din pricina b\u0103uturii de care Ciolo\u0219 nu se dezlipea \u00een vreo zi, dar \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentindeau suportabil Via\u021ba de la lun\u0103 la lun\u0103. Cu plodul muierii era o problem\u0103, c\u0103 nici la \u0219coal\u0103 nu l-a tras a\u021ba, dar nici la munc\u0103 nu mergea la cei dou\u0103zeci de ani&nbsp; \u00eemplini\u021bi. Timpul era \u00eenc\u0103 de partea lui, drept r\u0103splat\u0103 \u2013 neg\u0103sindu-\u0219i un rost, scandalagiu cu acte-n regul\u0103 \u2013 f\u0103cea tot ce putea s\u0103 nu p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103 zodia lui pierde-var\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 B\u0103, nu-\u021bi promit, c\u0103 nici eu nu stau bine cu monetarul, da\u2019 c\u00e2nd pot o s\u0103-\u021bi trimit ceva lovele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Poate n-ai s\u0103 ui\u021bi, golane! zise Ciolo\u0219 u\u0219or destins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ciocnir\u0103 doze noi de bere. Tiberiu uitase c\u0103-\u0219i pierduse locul de munc\u0103, Ciolo\u0219 reu\u0219i s\u0103-\u0219i scoat\u0103 c\u00e2teva z\u0103brele din colonia penitenciar\u0103 zidit\u0103 \u00eenl\u0103untru. Se deta\u0219aser\u0103 pu\u021bin de realitate \u0219i era bine, sau, oricum, suportabil. Nu observar\u0103 dec\u00e2t t\u00e2rziu c\u0103-i \u00eenconjurar\u0103 un cordon de gardieni \u0219i doi poli\u021bi\u0219ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce-avem noi aici?! \u00eentreb\u0103 vesel gardianul ro\u0219covan, amicul lui Tiberiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013&nbsp; Consuma\u021bi alcool \u00een locuri publice, actele la control! ordon\u0103 un poli\u021bist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cheflii se supuser\u0103. Poli\u021bistul cercet\u0103 c\u0103r\u021bile de identitate \u0219i-i \u00eenm\u00e2n\u0103 lui Ciolo\u0219 mandatul de executare a pedepsei \u00eenchisorii. Ciolo\u0219 \u00eel cercet\u0103 \u00een diagonal\u0103, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd datele despre pedeapsa final\u0103. \u0218tia c\u0103 se vor contopi dou\u0103 infrac\u021biuni, prima c\u0103 se g\u0103sea \u00een termenul de supraveghere de doi ani al am\u00e2n\u0103rii pedepsei de 1 an \u0219i cinci luni pentru lovire \u0219i alte violen\u021be, iar a doua era cea rezultat\u0103 dintr-un control rutier de rutin\u0103, c\u00e2nd a fost depistat la volan cu o \u00eembiba\u021bie alcoolic\u0103 de 2,92 grame pe litrul de alcool pur \u00een s\u00e2nge.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doi ani \u0219i trei luni de moarte! constat\u0103 Ciolo\u0219 dezarmat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ridic\u0103-te! \u00centinde m\u00e2inile! porunci poli\u021bistul, flutur\u00e2nd c\u0103tu\u0219ele. Iar lu\u2019 \u0103sta, ar\u0103t\u0103 \u00eenspre Tiberiu, face\u021bi-i un proces verbal de contraven\u021bie pentru consum de alcool \u00een locuri publice. Da\u2019 mai \u00eent\u00e2i, perchezi\u021biona\u021bi-l!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dou\u0103 cuttere tip bisturiu \u00eei g\u0103sir\u0103 \u00een buzunare, unul la piept, altul \u00een spatele pantalonului. Tiberiu le folosea la munc\u0103 pentru t\u0103iat foliile \u0219i chingile pale\u021bilor cu marf\u0103. Uitase de ele, ori poate c\u0103 le p\u0103strase inten\u021bionat pentru un plus de siguran\u021b\u0103. Fuseser\u0103 utile \u00een alte ocazii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Arme albe! exclam\u0103 cu entuziasm ro\u0219covanul.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ia s\u0103 vedem unde are domiciliul \u2013 Craiova! descoperi cu acela\u0219i entuziasm unul dintre poli\u021bi\u0219ti. Voi sunte\u021bi \u0103ia cu s\u0103bii, cu iatagane\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, domnilor, vin de la munc\u0103, v\u0103 ar\u0103t legitima\u021bia \u2013 d\u0103du Tiberiu s\u0103 se caute \u00een buzunare \u2013 Pur \u0219i simplu le-am uitat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013&nbsp; Cum le-ai uitat, dr\u0103gu\u021bul de tine \u2013 dac\u0103 te prinde unul de spate \u00eel compostezi cu bisturiul de la piept, \u0219i dac\u0103 e\u0219ti prins de piept, duci m\u00e2na la spate, nu?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Da, \u0219i la ce moac\u0103 are, e clar! Ca s\u0103 nu mai vorbim de m\u00e2ini, observ\u0103 cel\u0103lalt poli\u021bist.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Adev\u0103rul era c\u0103 pe Tiberiu nu-l ajuta exteriorul \u00een nicio disput\u0103 cu autoritatea. Ras \u00een cap, cu ceafa musculoas\u0103, \u00een ciuda dimensiunilor reduse ale corpului, avea chipul br\u0103zdat de cicatricele unor \u00eenc\u0103ier\u0103ri vechi, mai ales pe arcadele proeminente. Avea o fa\u021b\u0103 de \u00eencasator bun, cu b\u0103rbia lat\u0103, rezistent\u0103, iar oasele pumnilor, ie\u0219ite nefiresc de mult \u00een relief, confirmau f\u0103r\u0103 laud\u0103 inutil\u0103 trecutul tumultuos. Surprinz\u0103tor, destule dame din paliere sociale diverse \u00eel g\u0103seau atr\u0103g\u0103tor, mai ales pentru rela\u021bii pasionale fulgurante, care nu las\u0103 urme vizibile \u00een rela\u021biile conjugale parafate prin contractul de la starea civil\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 L\u0103sa\u021bi-l s\u0103 plece, v\u0103 rog, e de la mine din ora\u0219, am crescut \u00een acela\u0219i cartier! \u00eei zise cu voce joas\u0103 un gardian poli\u021bistului cu ,,identitatea! lui Tiberiu \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Poli\u021bistul \u00ee\u0219i str\u00e2nse dezgustat col\u021burile buzelor, privi \u00een lateral, scuip\u0103 ap\u0103sat, \u00eei d\u0103du olteanului cartea de identitate f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-l priveasc\u0103 \u0219i zise murmur\u00e2nd printre din\u021bi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Craiovi\u021ba Nou\u0103, dispari sec\u0103tur\u0103, s\u0103 nu te mai prind vreodat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen afara gardianului care-a intervenit pentru Tiberiu \u2013 gra\u021bie unei reminiscen\u021be din copil\u0103rie, c\u00e2nd \u00eei admirase ispr\u0103vile de\u0219ucheate \u2013, ceilal\u021bi gardieni se holbar\u0103 nervos, dar nu \u00eendr\u0103znir\u0103 s\u0103 deschid\u0103 gura. Ciolo\u0219 \u00eens\u0103 insist\u0103 rug\u0103tor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 V\u0103 rog mult, se adres\u0103 el poli\u021bi\u0219tilor, l\u0103sa\u021bi-l pe colegu\u2019 s\u0103-mi aduc\u0103 \u0219i mie dou\u0103 sticle cu ap\u0103 \u0219i-un pachet de \u021big\u0103ri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bine! Accept\u0103 cel de-al doilea poli\u021bist, dorind s\u0103-\u0219i marcheze autoritatea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sun-o \u00eent\u00e2i pe Irina, poate mi-aduce ceva. S\u0103-\u021bi dau num\u0103rul de telefon\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tast\u0103 num\u0103rul de telefon al damei, nu-l avea, \u00eens\u0103 o cuno\u0219tea pe concubina amicului s\u0103u. Au mestecat \u00eempreun\u0103, prin aprilie, \u00eenainte de Pa\u0219te, o secven\u021b\u0103 de timp. Un accident banal, de care-\u0219i amintea amuzat, dar f\u0103r\u0103 emo\u021bie. \u00cel c\u0103rase pe Ciolo\u0219 \u00een spate p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103. Fuseser\u0103 la o bomb\u0103, \u00een mahala. B\u0103user\u0103 v\u00e2rtos, \u00een egal\u0103 m\u0103sur\u0103 \u2013 bere \u0219i coniac. Tiberiu p\u0103rea c\u0103 n-avea nimic, Ciolo\u0219 era praf, i s-a rupt filmul. Biologia nu prea func\u021biona, dac\u0103 luai \u00een calcul dimensiunile celor doi, Ciolo\u0219 fiind \u00eenalt, masiv, cu trup de pilier \u00eentr-o echip\u0103 de rugby. Distribu\u021bia alcoolului pe kilogram nu putea fi explicat\u0103 de \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 \u00een cazul lor. Poate c\u0103 mo\u0219tenirea genetic\u0103 din Moldova f\u0103cea diferen\u021ba. Tiberiu crescuse de la \u0219apte ani \u00een Craiova, dar toate r\u0103d\u0103cinile lui erau din Estul Rom\u00e2niei, unde nu arareori se cristalizeaz\u0103 rela\u021bii cordiale cu amicii lui Bahus \u00eenc\u0103 din pruncie.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cert e c\u0103 pe olteanul moldovean l-a ajutat rezisten\u021ba la alcool, c\u00e2nd l-a desc\u0103rcat pe Ciolo\u0219 pe parchetul din dormitor. Abia atinse pardoseala \u0219i un sfor\u0103it \u0219uier\u0103tor \u00eel birui pe malac. Irina se uit\u0103 la geamantanul de carne cu toat\u0103 repulsia de care era capabil\u0103, apoi \u00eel c\u00e2nt\u0103ri provocator pe Tiberiu. T\u00e2n\u0103rul intr\u0103 rapid \u00een joc. Ochii li s-au \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u00eentr-o ciocnire metalic\u0103. A f\u0103cut \u00eencet un pas \u00een fa\u021b\u0103. Femeia \u00eel privea concentrat, feroce, ca o leoaic\u0103 la v\u00e2n\u0103toare de bivoli. Tiberiu a prins-o de mijloc, apoi, sorbindu-i buzele, \u0219i-a cobor\u00e2t m\u00e2inile pe fesele ei. Era deja \u00een erec\u021bie. O trase u\u0219or spre ie\u0219ire, \u00eens\u0103 felina intuind c\u0103 oaspetele c\u0103uta un loc mai intim s-a desprins suveran din bra\u021bele lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, aici vreau!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nedumerit, Tiberiu \u00eentinse m\u00e2inile spre b\u0103rbatul care sfor\u0103ia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Stai lini\u0219tit, p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u00e2ine dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103 nu se treze\u0219te, nici la munc\u0103 nu merge, idiotul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tiberiu \u00eencerc\u0103 s-o \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219eze, \u00eens\u0103 femeia \u00eel opri cu un gest ferm. Avea o c\u0103m\u0103\u0219u\u021b\u0103 din bumbac, care se mula pe corpul ml\u0103diu, adolescentin, \u00een ciuda faptului c\u0103 tocmai sp\u0103rsese patru decenii. Iar\u0103\u0219i biologia o luase razna. \u00ce\u0219i descheie \u00eencet, agonizant fiecare nasture. Se eliber\u0103 de povara de pe bust cu o mi\u0219care simpl\u0103, din umeri, \u0219i r\u0103mase \u00eentr-un sutien negru, brodat. \u00cen contact cu lumina alb\u0103 a becului LED, pielea ar\u0103mie de pe abdomenul plat sclipea apetisant. T\u00e2n\u0103rul \u00eencerc\u0103 din nou s\u0103 se apropie, dar felina bloc\u0103 iar\u0103\u0219i demersul. Descheie capsa blugilor \u0219i trase \u00eencet fermoarul cu m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 B\u0103, te duci azi?! \u00eentreb\u0103 Ciolo\u0219 rug\u0103tor, dar \u0219i agasat \u00een acela\u0219i timp.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da, da\u2026 m-a prins un c\u00e2rcel, rezolv acu\u2019! zise Tiberiu derutat de filmul c\u0103zut intempestiv.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2t intr\u0103 \u00een primul magazin alimentar, o o sun\u0103 pe Irina \u0219i-o inform\u0103 \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu noua destina\u021bie a lui Ciolo\u0219. \u0218tia, poli\u021bi\u0219tii \u00eel c\u0103utar\u0103 initial acas\u0103. Preg\u0103tise deja un mic pachet \u0219i merse la sec\u021bia de poli\u021bie. Plodul auzi t\u0103r\u0103\u0219enia \u0219i se \u021binea dup\u0103 ea, la distan\u021b\u0103. \u00cen curte, l\u00e2ng\u0103 Serviciul pentru Imigr\u0103ri, \u00eenc\u0103tu\u0219at, Ciolo\u0219 o \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103 flancat de doi poli\u021bi\u0219ti.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Speram c\u0103 mai avem o sear\u0103\u2026 se chinui captivul s\u0103 z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Irina nu r\u0103spunse. B\u0103rbia \u00eei tremura, ochii i se umezir\u0103 ad\u00e2nc, dar \u00ee\u0219i reprim\u0103 lacrimile. \u00cen spatele ei, Cosmin, plodul, se c\u0103znea s\u0103 nu mearg\u0103 \u00eempleticit. C\u00e2nd ajunse \u00een dreptul lui Ciolo\u0219, \u00eencepu s\u0103 danseze grotesc, pe ritmuri de manea \u00eencropit\u0103 la repezeal\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Gata, fraieeere, am sc\u0103pat de tine! La p\u00e2rnaieeee-i locu\u2019 t\u0103u, da\u2019 c\u00e2t stai la ,,mititica\u201d mama \u00ee\u0219i g\u0103se\u0219te pe&nbsp; altu\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Captivul nu r\u0103spunse. \u00cel privea calm pe Cosmin, de parc-ar fi privit la microscop o gaur\u0103 neagr\u0103 dintr-o galaxie str\u0103in\u0103. Tiberiu \u00een schimb ar fi vrut s\u0103-l calce pe cap pe pu\u0219tan, \u00een vreme ce poli\u021bi\u0219tii r\u00e2deau \u00eenfundat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hai, gata, termina\u021bi, vizita s-a \u00eencheiat! anun\u021b\u0103 pripit unul dintre poli\u021bi\u0219ti, amintindu-\u0219i brusc de camerele de supraveghere care, prin apari\u021bia plodului, ar fi putut s\u0103 niveleze o sanc\u021biune nea\u0219teptat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ciolo\u0219 o \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219\u0103 scurt, violent. Irina nu reac\u021bion\u0103 \u00een nici un fel, parc\u0103 se volatilizase din interior, r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd doar cu hainele ce-i ambalau neglijent carcasa de carne.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu uita\u021bi de bani! zise Ciolo\u0219, privind \u00eence\u021bo\u0219at peste um\u0103r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O s\u0103 vezi bani de la noi c\u00e2nd o s\u0103-mi v\u0103d ceafa f\u0103r\u0103 oglind\u0103! arunc\u0103 batjocoritor plodul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ai grij\u0103 de tine, golane! spuse Tiberiu, confirm\u00e2ndu-i oarecum sprijinul printr-o \u00eenclinare vag\u0103 a capului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O conduse acas\u0103 pe Irina. Era p\u0103m\u00e2ntie. \u00cel servi cu o cafea rece, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 rosteasc\u0103 vreun cuv\u00e2nt. Tiberiu \u00eei respect\u0103 t\u0103cerea. \u00cei era un pic necaz c\u0103 intrase \u00een apartament. Sentimentul c\u0103-i intrus p\u0103rea evident, \u00eens\u0103, v\u0103z\u00e2nd-o \u00een tricoul transpirat, mulat pe s\u00e2ni, sim\u021bi instant un val de c\u0103ldur\u0103. Se ridic\u0103. Prohabul d\u0103du s\u0103 explodeze. Ca din gre\u0219eal\u0103 o atinse \u00een lateral, aproape de s\u00e2nul st\u00e2ng. Irina ignor\u0103 gestul.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Cum o s\u0103 ne descurc\u0103m de-acu\u2019? \u00eentreb\u0103 femeia mai mult pentru sine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Hai c-o s\u0103 mai ajut \u0219i eu! conchise Tiberiu, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103reasc\u0103 prea mult.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Bine, da\u2019 tu ce lucrezi? \u00eentreb\u0103 ea inofensiv.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Sunt operator produc\u021bie la o multina\u021bional\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Bun, \u0219i c\u00e2t c\u00e2\u0219tigi? \u00eentreb\u0103 ea cu o voce trezit\u0103 brusc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; \u00cen jur de opt mii, depinde de comenzi, uneori mai mult, alteori mai pu\u021bin, da\u2019 pe-acolo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tiberiu nu min\u021bea dec\u00e2t par\u021bial, jobul lui era \u00eentr-adev\u0103r&nbsp; de operator produc\u021bie, \u00eens\u0103 lucra pe un motostivuitor de la \u00eenceputurile lui \u00een companie, c\u00e2nd fusese angajat ca manipulant marf\u0103. E adev\u0103rat c\u0103, dup\u0103 \u0219ase luni, c\u00e2nd a semnat a\u0219a-zisul contract pe durat\u0103 nedeterminat\u0103, a fost \u00eenc\u00e2ntat de modificarea statutului profesional pe h\u00e2rtie \u2013 operator produc\u021bie \u201ed\u0103 bine\u201d la orice prezentare \u00een plan social \u2013, \u00eens\u0103 salariul i s-a m\u0103rit cu doar 50 de lei peste venitul minim pe economie. Iar anun\u021bul de diminea\u021b\u0103 \u00eel arunca strident \u00een \u0219omaj, \u00eens\u0103 dintr-o elegan\u021b\u0103 interesat\u0103 nu era cazul s\u0103-i dezv\u0103luie Irinei datele fruste ale realit\u0103\u021bii socio-profesionale \u00een care b\u0103ltea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ochii femeii prinser\u0103 str\u0103lucire. Cu un gest neglijent sc\u0103p\u0103 cea\u0219ca de cafea pe tricoul portocaliu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Oh, ce \u00eempiedicat\u0103 sunt!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tiberiu observ\u0103 un sul de prosoape de h\u00e2rtie \u00eentr-un col\u021b al mesei \u0219i se gr\u0103bi s\u0103 se fac\u0103 util. Irina desf\u0103\u0219ur\u0103 rapid trei prosoape, absorbi licoarea rece, apoi privi lung pata maronie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Iese la sp\u0103lat! ad\u0103ug\u0103 juc\u0103u\u0219.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; S\u0103 te-ajut! se oferi la fel de juc\u0103u\u0219 Tiberiu s-o scape de tricou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se s\u0103rutar\u0103 p\u0103tima\u0219. \u00centr-o clip\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103rul se eliber\u0103 de c\u0103ma\u0219a de pe bustul s\u0103u \u0219i puse m\u00e2na s\u0103-\u0219i descheie cureaua de la blugi. Irina \u00eei prinse m\u00e2na, i-o \u00eenl\u0103tur\u0103 u\u0219or cu o mi\u0219care scurt\u0103 \u0219i se ocup\u0103 de \u00eenl\u0103turarea blugilor cu mi\u0219c\u0103ri ferme, lascive. Se l\u0103s\u0103 apoi \u00een genunchi, ghemuit\u0103 \u00eentr-o pozi\u021bie comod\u0103, trase boxerii cu m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103, iar cu cealalt\u0103 prinse str\u00e2ns m\u0103dularul. Tiberiu sim\u021bea c\u0103 i-a pierit saliva, c\u00e2nd limba felinei \u00eei cerceta umed sexul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Cum e? \u00eentreb\u0103 felina provocator, privindu-l biruitor, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eentrerup\u0103 activitatea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tiberiu nu r\u0103spunse. Tr\u0103ia cu intensitate paroxistic\u0103 astfel de momente, de\u0219i nu era tocmai o noutate. Se desf\u0103ta recept\u00e2nd nes\u0103\u021bios fiecare senzor din corp, a\u0219a cum faci cu o m\u00e2ncare bun\u0103 la restaurant, unde savurezi \u00eentregul \u00een vreme ce faci o evaluare \u00een func\u021bie de calitatea meniului, a serviciilor, a atmosferei. Nu era cinism \u00een faptul c\u0103-\u0219i \u201ec\u00e2nt\u0103rea\u201d partenera de a\u0219ternut, realiza instinctiv c\u0103 astfel prelungea voluptatea, altfel s-ar fi terminat rapid \u0219i n-ar fi fost cel mai bun lucru pentru nici unul dintre ei. Pe Irina o plas\u0103 cumva \u00een r\u00e2ndul expertelor, departe \u00eens\u0103 de v\u00e2rful piramidei, dar totu\u0219i suficient de valid\u0103 pentru un sex oral de calitate. Faptul c\u0103 nu-\u0219i folosea incisivii, a\u0219a cum fac majoritatea damelor care debuteaz\u0103 \u00een explor\u0103ri pe acest plan, era suficient c\u00e2t s\u0103-i acorde o bil\u0103 alb\u0103, nu mai mult.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u021ai-a pl\u0103cut? \u00eentreb\u0103 Irina dup\u0103 ce-\u0219i \u0219terse explozia cremoas\u0103 ce i se prelingea alb de pe buze pe s\u00e2nii \u00eencin\u0219i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; E\u0219ti valabil\u0103! zise Tiberiu admirativ.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Irina detect\u0103 o nuan\u021b\u0103 u\u0219or batjocoritoare \u00een glasul lui, \u00eens\u0103 n-avu timp s\u0103 proceseze. Tiberiu, \u00een schimb, n-avea nevoie de timp de refacere, o penetr\u0103 ad\u00e2nc, iar ea se d\u0103rui total, f\u0103r\u0103 grani\u021be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mi-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 avem o rela\u021bie f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eentreruperi, zise femeia dup\u0103 zbenguirea erotic\u0103. Dar s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 am nevoie de bani, continu\u0103 ea f\u0103r\u0103 jen\u0103, cu siguran\u021ba unui exportator de cereale care, dup\u0103 ce a ancorat \u00een port pentru a-\u0219i onora comanda, a\u0219teapt\u0103 plata. Tu stai cu chirie sau ai apartament?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tiberiu \u00ee\u0219i aprinse o \u021bigar\u0103, trase violent un fum \u0219i privi \u00een jur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ai o scrumier\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Irina \u00eei aduse o farfurioar\u0103 de la un serviciu de cafea descompletat, dup\u0103 ce mai \u00eent\u00e2i \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenf\u0103\u0219ur\u0103 spa\u021biul arden\u021bei cu un prosop de baie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013&nbsp; Uite ce-i, Irina, o s\u0103 fiu sincer cu tine \u2013 sunt operator produc\u021bie, dar c\u00e2\u0219tig pu\u021bin, abia pot s\u0103 m\u0103-ntre\u021bin singur.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cummm?! Dar ai zis c\u0103&#8230; zise Irina, abia cenzur\u00e2ndu-\u0219i iritarea. Dac-a\u0219 fi \u0219tiut, n-a\u0219 fi fost a\u0219a! continu\u0103 femeia, furioas\u0103 c\u0103 i se oferise at\u00e2t de generos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eiii, a fost bine pentru am\u00e2ndoi, nu?! \u00eentreb\u0103 Tiberiu, iar femeia deslu\u0219i aceea\u0219i not\u0103 batjocoritoare \u00een glasul lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tu crezi c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u0219tiam c\u0103 e\u0219ti un coate-goale a\u0219 fi fost la fel?! \u00eentreb\u0103 ea veninos, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-l priveasc\u0103. E prima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd am f\u0103cut anumite treburi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tiberiu nu r\u0103spunse, \u00ee\u0219i trase hainele semi-gr\u0103bit, l\u0103s\u0103 discret o sut\u0103 de lei pe un scaun din apropiere, o privi o clip\u0103 deschiz\u00e2nd bra\u021bele \u00eencurcat, apoi ie\u0219i pe u\u0219\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 un cuv\u00e2nt. \u021aigara \u00eenc\u0103 fumega \u00een scrumier\u0103 c\u00e2nd ajunse \u00een strad\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Gruia COJOCARU<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>27 noiembrie 2022<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Li\u0219na, Boto\u0219ani<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(secven\u021b\u0103 dintr-un roman nen\u0103scut) Tiberiu Zal\u0103&nbsp; avusese o zi proast\u0103. Se trezise ca de obicei la cinci diminea\u021ba pentru a ajunge la munc\u0103 netulburat, desc\u0103rc\u0103 cu motostivuitorul marfa din tirurile ajunse de cu noapte \u00een firm\u0103, dar c\u00e2nd finaliz\u0103 treaba de baz\u0103 primi vestea-bomb\u0103:&nbsp; E\u0219ti liber, nu mai avem nevoie de serviciile tale! i-a zis [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6308,"featured_media":22271,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c5-cultura"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/COJOCARU-Gruia3a5-.jpg?fit=600%2C800&ssl=1","amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6308"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22270"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22272,"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22270\/revisions\/22272"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}