{"id":24058,"date":"2024-08-23T14:56:03","date_gmt":"2024-08-23T20:56:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/?p=24058"},"modified":"2024-08-23T14:56:03","modified_gmt":"2024-08-23T20:56:03","slug":"pohta-n-cui-si-alte-pohte-15-mama-pisoilor-si-salatrele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/pohta-n-cui-si-alte-pohte-15-mama-pisoilor-si-salatrele\/","title":{"rendered":"POHTA-N CUI \u0218I ALTE POHTE (15) \u2013 MAMA PISOILOR \u0218I \u0218\u0102LATRELE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Din p\u0103cate cei care preg\u0103tesc la botez t\u0103vi pentru bebelu\u0219i, mod\u0103 ce nu era \u00een vremea c\u00e2nd berzele ne aduceau pe noi \u00een lume, nu se g\u00e2ndesc s\u0103 a\u0219eze pe tava str\u0103juit\u0103 de ursitoare \u0219i ni\u0219te anim\u0103lu\u021be. \u00cen felul acesta copiii nu ar alege doar bunuri materiale, c\u0103r\u021bi, muzicu\u021be, testoscoape \u0219i mingi ci \u0219i-ar alege \u0219i prietenii pe via\u021b\u0103. Recunosc este cam greu s\u0103 aduni \u0219i s\u0103 \u021bii cumin\u021bi pe o tav\u0103, pisici, c\u0103\u021bei, hamsteri, porcu\u0219ori de guineea, purcelu\u0219i \u00een carne \u0219i \u0219oric, iepura\u0219i-cocona\u0219i, m\u0103g\u0103ru\u0219i, ponei, m\u00e2nzi \u0219i vi\u021bei. Lista ar putea s\u0103 se lungeasc\u0103 cu elefan\u021bi, maimu\u021be, p\u0103s\u0103ri de tot felul, ur\u0219i, lupi, tigrii, c\u0103mile, rinoceri, vulpi\u021be etc. A\u0219adar tava ar trebui s\u0103 fie mare c\u00e2t o Gr\u0103din\u0103 Zoologic\u0103 bine administrat\u0103. Uite cum menajeria \u00een\u0219irat\u0103 \u00eemi aduce aminte c\u0103, noi b\u0103im\u0103renii nu mai avem Gr\u0103din\u0103 Zoologic\u0103. \u201eFuse, fuse \u0219i se duse\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dac\u0103, nu am avut niciun merit, \u00een copil\u0103rie, s\u0103 fiu ridicat\u0103\u00a0 la \u00eenaltul rang de <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Regina Broa\u015ftelor<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, a\u015f fi avut, \u00een schimb, dreptul s\u0103 aspir la <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">titula<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (titlul) de <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mama Pisoilor<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Meritul pentru reginatul meu l-a avut, dup\u0103 cum am mai amintit, m\u0103tu\u0219a Anica, Dumnezeu S-O Odihneasc\u0103 \u00cen Pace! M\u0103tu\u0219a Anica era sora bunicii materne, bunic\u0103 moart\u0103 de t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 pe c\u00e2nd mama avea un an \u0219i ceva. M\u0103tu\u0219a cu pricina a \u021binut la mama \u0219i implicit\u00a0 la sora mea \u0219i la mine. Ca urmare m-am ales cu acea c\u0103ciuli\u021b\u0103 nostim\u0103, care mi-a adus porecla princiar\u0103. \u0218apca a fost cro\u0219etat\u0103 din multe culori, avea un \u021bu\u021bui mare c\u00e2t turnul Eiffel, doi<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> ciucal\u0103i<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u0219i dou\u0103 leg\u0103turici bine str\u00e2nse sub b\u0103rbie, ce o \u021bineau s\u0103 nu o ia v\u00e2ntul. Acum, c\u0103 mi-a adus porecla respectiv\u0103 treac\u0103-mearg\u0103, dar fiind lucrat\u0103 din fir de l\u00e2n\u0103 tors \u00een cas\u0103 era a\u0219a de aspr\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t \u00eemi \u00eenro\u0219ea urechile. \u00cen condi\u021biile acesta m\u0103 treceau mai mult frigurile dec\u00e2t c\u0103ldurile. Cu toate acestea, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u c\u0103 nu am p\u0103strat-o printre at\u00e2tea fleacuri, care se mai g\u0103sesc \u00een casa p\u0103rinteasc\u0103, al\u0103turi de lucrurile mamei \u0219i ale tat\u0103lui, lucruri pe care le-am p\u0103strat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Chiar mi se pare o crim\u0103, una semnat\u0103 Agatha Christie, s\u0103 nu fi <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">pominit <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(pomenit) p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora aceasta <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">nimnic<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (nimic) despre pisici, ele fiind p\u0103pu\u015file mele. Nu am prea avut <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">joc\u0103rii<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (juc\u0103rii) adev\u0103rate, adic\u0103 p\u0103pu\u015fi \u015fi anim\u0103lu\u0163e din plu\u015f, nici nu \u015ftiu cine avea pe vremea aceea, poate copiii de domn ori cei cu p\u0103rin\u021bi dispu\u0219i s\u0103 dea banii pe ele, adic\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei arunce \u00een v\u00e2nt. Am scris <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">cuvin\u0163elul anim\u0103lu\u0163e,<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> de\u015fi \u015ftiu c\u0103 este o crim\u0103 s\u0103 folose\u015fti diminutive. De ce oare? Tocmai \u00eentr-o \u0163ar\u0103 \u00een care <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">copthii<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (copiii) sunt \u00een\u0163\u0103rca\u0163i prematur, ca apoi s\u0103 li se <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00eendhese<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u00een gur\u0103, odat\u0103 cu <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">mosli<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (biberonul) \u0219i violen\u0163a din toate p\u0103r\u021bile. Adic\u0103, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">ciledhiul<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (copilul) este conectat prin fire nev\u0103zute direct la televizor, calculator \u015fi internet. Cu c\u00e2t se vorbe\u015fte mai ap\u0103sat\u00a0 despre pericolul la care sunt expu\u015fi copiii, cu at\u00e2t leg\u0103tura devine mai str\u00e2ns\u0103. \u00cen schimb adul\u021bii ce se prostesc, vorbind st\u00e2lcit \u00een fa\u0163a pruncilor sunt da\u021bi exemplu negativ, c\u0103 stric\u0103 copiii. Nu o fi corect psihologic, dar nu am auzit s\u0103 fi r\u0103mas vreun puer mutilat pe via\u0163\u0103 sau s\u0103 fi murit vreun prichindel din <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">pricini diminutive<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">? Nu s-a pomenit, dar mai bine renun\u021b la subiectul acesta.<\/span><\/p>\n<p> <\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nu am avut juc\u0103rii cump\u0103rate de la <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">bold,<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> nu neap\u0103rat pentru c\u0103 ai mei <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">n-o avut<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> bani pentru ele, dar… din principiu ei nu \u00eei <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">stricau <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">pe a\u015fa ceva. Acum mi se pare firesc, \u00een fond au dreptate, un <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">copthil <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(copil) nu este o juc\u0103rie c\u0103reia p\u0103rin\u0163ii trebuie s\u0103 \u00eei satisfac\u0103 toate mofturile, pentru simplul motiv c\u0103 exist\u0103 riscul s\u0103 se plictiseasc\u0103. \u00cen timp, am \u00een\u0163eles de ce p\u0103rin\u021bii mei spuneau, c\u0103 p\u0103rin\u0163ii aduc pe lume copii \u015fi nu invers. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Amu<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (acum) le dau dreptate.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dar… s\u0103 nu m\u0103 pl\u00e2ng, c\u0103ci p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een clasa a opta str\u00e2nsesem totu\u015fi un sac de <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">rothii<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (rochii), f\u0103cute pentru o p\u0103pu\u015f\u0103 confec\u0163ionat\u0103 de mine. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">M\u00e2\u021bele<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> compensau lipsa juc\u0103riilor mult dorite. A\u015fteptam cu ner\u0103bdare s\u0103 creasc\u0103 pisoii \u015fi s\u0103-i coboare <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">mama lor<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> din podul \u015furii, unde \u00eei ascundea de vreun <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">m\u00e2cioc<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (motan) criminal, ca s\u0103 \u00eei domesticesc. Le preg\u0103team un <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">blid <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">cu lapte \u015fi st\u0103team <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">nemni\u015fcat\u0103<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, a\u015ftept\u00e2nd cu r\u0103bdare. P\u0103c\u0103li\u0163i de imobilitatea mea, se apropiau atra\u015fi \u0219i de <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">amninosul<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (mirosul) laptelui proasp\u0103t muls de la <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">M\u00e2ndraia<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Cu timpul, se obi\u015fnuiau cu mine, devenind ni\u015fte mielu\u015fei dornici de m\u00e2ng\u00e2ieri. C\u00e2nd cre\u015fteau, \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163eam <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">dem\u00e2ncarea<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (m\u00e2ncarea) cu ei, iar din ceea ce nu \u00eemi pl\u0103cea aveau parte \u00eentreag\u0103. C\u00e2t au mai tr\u0103it ai mei am avut pisici, acas\u0103 \u00een comuna Ulmeni, acum ora\u0219. Ultimile au fost \u00een num\u0103r\u00a0 de\u00a0 \u015fapte, de toate <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">colorile<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (culorile). C\u00e2ini nu am avut \u00een copil\u0103rie. T\u00e2rziu, student\u0103 fiind, \u00eentr-o vacan\u021ba de var\u0103 am g\u0103sit un c\u00e2ine acas\u0103, lucru ce m-a mirat. Rex m-a iubit mult, doar \u00eei d\u0103deam m\u00e2ncare pe ascuns. Mai apoi, fiica mea Roxana mi-a adus, pe c\u00e2nd era \u00een clasa a cincea, doi pui de lup, pe care i-am \u021binut la ai mei, p\u00e2n\u0103 m-am mutat la curte. A\u0219a a \u00eenceput nebunia mea cu c\u00e2ini mici \u0219i mari. Dar povestea lor se potrive\u0219te la alt fel de m\u00e2ncare, nu la <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">p\u0103zitura<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> cu <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">gro\u0219thior<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dac\u0103 duminic\u0103 \u0219i \u00een s\u0103rb\u0103tori m\u00e2ncam <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">leve\u0219e<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> de <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">gali\u021b\u0103<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> ori <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">zupa<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> pe carne de g\u0103in\u0103, peste s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, bunica g\u0103tea <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">zam\u0103<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> sau <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">p\u0103zitur\u0103 <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">cu<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> gro\u015fthior <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(ciorb\u0103 cu sm\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103). Ea <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">puthea<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0 fi, iarna, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">zam\u0103<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> de <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">maz\u0103re<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (fasole boabe), de <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">picioci<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (cartofi), de p\u0103st\u0103i din <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">oiag\u0103<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (borcan de sticl\u0103), de <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">pthitoi uscate<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (hribe, ce sunt cele mai bune ciuperci), de curethi \u015fi <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">zam\u0103<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> lung\u0103 de bulion, cu <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">ri\u0219ca\u0219 <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(orez). Tot \u00een timpul iernii, femeile Trif g\u0103teau <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">zam\u0103<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> pe <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">coaste<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (costi\u0163e) de porc sau <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">zam\u0103<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> pe <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">cioante din sthinare<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (oase din \u015fira spin\u0103rii). Vara, aveam <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">zam\u0103<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> de <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">urz\u00e2ci<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (urzici), de <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">verze<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (\u015ftevie), de <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">mecri\u015f <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(m\u0103cri\u015f), de <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u015f\u0103late<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> sau <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u015f\u0103latre<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (salat\u0103 verde), de <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">curethi<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (varz\u0103), de p\u0103st\u0103i, de <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">porodici <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(ro\u015fii). Zama de urzici ori \u0219tevie se f\u0103cea rar, mama zicea c\u0103 doar s\u0103racii<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> m\u00e2nc\u0103<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> buruieni. Acum le-a\u0219 g\u0103ti, dar, chiar dac\u0103 cresc \u00een gr\u0103dina mea, am impresia c\u0103 cineva, om sau animal, le-a sfin\u021bit. A\u0219a c\u0103 renun\u021b, chiar s\u0103n\u0103toase, fiind. Cu verz\u0103turi ori f\u0103r\u0103 ele nu pot dec\u00e2t s\u0103 exclam: \u201e<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ce vremuri, cu bucurii simple dar minunate, am pierdut!\u201d.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">—————-<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><b><i>Florica BUD<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i>\u201ePofta-n cui \u0219i alte pohte\u201d<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i>Editura \u201eeLiteratura\u201d, Bucure\u0219ti, 2022<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i>ISBN:978-606-001-442-3<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Din p\u0103cate cei care preg\u0103tesc la botez t\u0103vi pentru bebelu\u0219i, mod\u0103 ce nu era \u00een vremea c\u00e2nd berzele ne aduceau pe noi \u00een lume, nu se g\u00e2ndesc s\u0103 a\u0219eze pe tava str\u0103juit\u0103 de ursitoare \u0219i ni\u0219te anim\u0103lu\u021be. \u00cen felul acesta copiii nu ar alege doar bunuri materiale, c\u0103r\u021bi, muzicu\u021be, testoscoape \u0219i mingi ci \u0219i-ar alege […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6308,"featured_media":24059,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c5-cultura"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/BUD-Florica-POHTA-N-CUI-SI-ALTE-POHTE-cop1-1.jpg?fit=600%2C800&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6308"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24058"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24060,"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24058\/revisions\/24060"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gandaculdecolorado.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}